Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Why can't burritos get me drunk
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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