I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
Randomize
