She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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