Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Randomize
