They should really pass out barf bags in church
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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