i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
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