In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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