i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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