Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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