new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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