i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Randomize
