I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
She's the barista slut.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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