even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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