i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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