In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
