It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He gave me an elaborately handwritten invite (on a bar coaster) back to his place and whispered in my ear 'i have ping pong'. And he said byob. fuck THAT.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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