I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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