And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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