Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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