we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
NoShamevember. You game?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
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