their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
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