talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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