Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
She even gives head with a lisp.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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