I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
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