So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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