the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
It's 2 am on the long weekend and what am I doing? Sitting alone in my room eating chips and queso and watching Rio. Fuck I need to get laid.
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