i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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