How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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