I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
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