I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Sorry I wasn't opportunistic about sucking your dick in an Uber last night
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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