And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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