Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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