I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
My vagina is officially offended.
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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