We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Randomize
