You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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