all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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