escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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