Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
This show inspires me to have sex in space
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
I just dropped a chicken nugget on the floor and seriously prayed that it would be ok....I think this job is making me crazy.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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