i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
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