But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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