But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
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