It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
