naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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