he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
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