scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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