So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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