Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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