Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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