i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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