well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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