Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
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