i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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