This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I like to make sure they know it's casual by giving then a high five after sex
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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