Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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