I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
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