I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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